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Downloadaphobia

Downloadaphobia is the general fear of all things downloadable or act of an entity being downloaded.

This fear usually originates from users that have shared computers. A typical example is where the mother 'accidently' throws a brick through the monitor of the screen and blames it on a mysterious virus. A user will develop a fear of a potential virus and spend hundreds of dollars in protecting there computers from this. Ironically virus protection is downloaded so people that have this fear will develop downloadaphobia to an extremity and download nothing.

Most people suffer downloadaphobia to a certain degree.
People that may suffer from downloadaphobia tend to be half french and called Charlotte.
Typical user: y0 charlotte ma main home dawg go on download.com and type in photoshop portable for free photoshop - everyone uses it and it's virus free

you - i know your a genius and all and im'a let you finish but download.com is the biggest distributor of viruses of all time!

Typical user: okay.. how a bout GIMP? it's like photoshop but it's legit and free.

you - you seriously think im downloading something called gimp...lol?

Typical user: OKAY HOW ABOUT MS FUCKING PAINT

Charlotte Dimond - sorry im on a mac

Typical user: I think you have downloadaphobia ^__^
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drownload

Having to many downloads running at the same time causing your internet to slow down to a crawl.
Ahhh! too many downloads! DROWNLOAD!
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Downlord

name of star trek channel playing star trek for all fan's to discuss and talk about the deeper meaning of star trek
downlord is the best discussion channel for star trek
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You've been downloaded

How to dismiss your friend's feelings and opinions by transforming them into data and pixels, effectively putting them in your computer.
"There are rockets hitting cities where my relatives live!"

"Be quiet, doesn't matter- you've been downloaded."
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downloadisode

a downloadisode is tv or show episode you download from the new episode of futurama where planet express buys the new "eye phone"
I was watching a downloadisode of futurama
by freshbrewed July 9, 2010
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Drunk Downloading

Getting shittanked and downloading something you would not otherwise download.
Brent downloaded 16 gigs of Captain Planet in a drunk downloading stupor.
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downloadalot.com

Malicious web site designed to entice people into loading software under false pretenses. Includes as a bonus permanent software damage for those that don't format their hard-drive.
I thought only a spiteful catholic choir boy could be this hell-bent on fucking people up the ass.
If you want to load software that does not fuck you, do not go to downloadalot.com.
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