Douchbag Santa

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.

Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchbag Santa!

by First DB December 22, 2013

double-edged sword

Something that can be both an advantage and a disadvantage.

Using this tool will make the job faster, but also more dangerous, it's a bit of a double-edged sword

by Superfast Jellyfish December 21, 2015

Gridlock Douche

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.

I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."

by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

Double-wide Surprise

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.

James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"

by murder3000 March 22, 2020

Double Lip Grip Effect

When a girls inner vaginal lips become loose enough for the outer, secondary vaginal lips to establish themselves as the primary lips of the vagina. Because they have not been stretched before (only the primary lips are stretched during intercourse) they have an increased tightness compared to the already worn down inner lips. This leads to an increase in overall tightness, and in turn pleasure/volume of seamen produced by the male.

Marcus: "Dude, does Lianna have the double lip grip effect yet? I know you've been wearing that thang out!
Leo: "Yea man she is just about there. I can feel the grip gaining strength again!"
Marcus: "LFG!!!!!"

by thesultanofgrip October 11, 2023

Pulled a Dougo

Getting a tractor stuck in the mud

If someone has a tractor stuck in the mud, they just "pulled a dougo"

by Pulled a Dougo July 13, 2019

Douglicus

Simps for egirls and also likes men, but gets but mad and removes discord roles when called out.

Yo, douglicus is such a simp!

by DaddySayUwU June 14, 2020