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Hammered Dog Shit

(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.
1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"

2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.

3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.

4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.

5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.
by Mrcrackofdawn August 24, 2017
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Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.
"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
by curly b April 6, 2006
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dumber than dog shit

Someone of low intelligence. A person who is so stupid you feel sorry for him. This type of person tries to sound intelligent but the truth is in reality they are dyslexic slow learners and can't even figure out how to achieve the basics of life. They are dumber than dog shit.
1. He couldn't add 2+2.. he's dumber than dog shit.

2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.
by kr3493k February 14, 2008
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Baby dog shit

A person who is both king of jerks, and babies.
Bob: I hear you broke up with Diana last night.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.
by Rdcatfish302 July 25, 2011
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dog shit taco

a taco that consist of dog shit and a flour tortilla with your choice of toppings
your breath smells like you eat a dog shit taco
by Zack Harrison December 19, 2007
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Dog shit

Large stack of cash usually at least 10 bands.
“I woke up made dog shit, you work a job you prolly whip cleanin”
by AK Bandamont February 25, 2020
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hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.
Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.
by Dave McVicker April 27, 2006
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