Alabama ding dong

(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.

A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong

(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."

by mike87111 June 15, 2018

Ding dong doobie

Ding Ding Doobie, when you knock on someone’s window then spark up a shitty doobie scaring the absolute fuck out of them

Hey we really got “Conner” with that ding dong doobie last night hey, he was scared shitless

by Bitch Ass Kale January 25, 2022

ding dong lick

When you touch and lick a nipple(can be your own) and run away

yo let’s ding dong lick your moms house

by Dickchocolate June 5, 2021

ding dong daddy

fuck buddy; guy you like - but only to fuck, NOT to acutally date; married male lover

No, Paige wasn't at the party last night; she musta been with her ding dong daddy wearin it out!

by SweetCookie May 9, 2006

Ding Dong Dick

When one has a sexual partner that you are not emotionally attached to but have sex with regularly. The action of ding dong dick is to represent the easiness of which getting sex with them is. Just ringing the doorbell will provide intercourse. The phrase is also a play in ding dong ditch.

I went over to her house to play ding dong dick

by Inside man July 15, 2013

Rohan ding dong

Big India guy

How Aruna? Rohan ding dong? Are you alive?

by Big boy SMA October 23, 2018

donkular ding dong

A man's penis, when flaccid, that is more than twice the size of most men's erect ones.

I've never had gay tendencies, but this guy next to me at the urinal whipped out a donkular ding dong and I got dizzy.

by peepee envy October 18, 2010