dipshit

a stupid-ass retarded person

George W Bush is a fuckin dipshit...LMAO

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

dipshit

a dumb fuckhead who fucks shit up with no dick. a dipshit has a lame ass face which induces pain in children. their high pitched woman voices attract child molesters which then proceed to butt-fuck their small brains out.

"hey look its gage"
"wow he is such a dipshit"

by kliljjjjj August 18, 2011

dipshit

there are a few definitions for this but all i know is an insult which people can use it ass or it is also an action where u take a pinch of dip such as copenhagen grizzly or even pussy skoal and u just sit on the toilet and take a shit it may sound like a normal shit but it is actually a hell of a lot better feeling because somehow it increaces the buzz u get from the nicotene in the dip works best eith copenhagen snuff or copenhagen straight since they have the most nicotene in them but this is not the same effect as tht weird acid shit some people do these days

bestfriend: man i gotta go take a shit
me: hey take a pinch of tht copenhagen before u do take a dipshit
best friend: why
me: just do it
best friend: ok......comes back 30 minutes later ..........tht was amazing u think u could get me a can
me: yea sure man none of tht pussy skoal though

by lilzackhull July 20, 2014

Dipshit

A contemptible, ineffectual person.

"You stupid f*cking dipshit!!" LOL

by R. Spandit July 13, 2003

Dipshitery

The pinnacle of douchebags and obnoxious twats. On another whole level of pretentious assholes.

Dipshitery is likely to be studied in artsy fartsy universities in the 23rd century.

"He used 'haych' instead of 'h' as his pseudonym, what a classic show of dipshitery!" - probably somebody from the 23rd century at some stage.

by ~jay. June 29, 2014

Dipshitism

The tendency to perform repeated acts of stupidity among individuals or groups of individuals of similar intelligent quotients resulting in the impairment of ability to function without assistance in contemporary society.

Thanks to reality TV and Justin Bierber, American dipshitism is at its highest point in decades.

by taubeladdi March 15, 2015

Dipshit

When you call someone a dipshit you're calling them the tip of shit that reaches the toilet water first. You don't like that person. They're annoying and usually the person who is made or has to do everything no one else wants to do.

Larry: "Hey who's going to get more guac for the party?"

Tom: "It should be the dipshit who's been eating it all."

by Gauc_nation June 8, 2016