Dgmj

Dgmj is an abbreviation for 'Don't Give Me Jokes', which is another way of reacting to something one may find amusing and telling the "Joker" to stop telling jokes, but with good will.
This phrase can also be a way of silencing one when they say something ridiculously stupid.

John to friend: HAHAH look at Julie's socks. They have mushrooms on them!
Friend to Julie: Woowww Dgmj mate.

by Jerkpid or aka Will December 29, 2016

DGD

Damn Good Dawg. A Georgia bulldog alumni representing the dawgs the right way or doing big things

Friend: The Bears Drafted Roquan Smith!
Me: Yes! He’s a DGD!

by ChazzChaps13 June 5, 2018

DG90 Degree

An individual with a banana shaped penis. It Literally is a 90 degree angled johnson to the left or right side. It varies direction from day to day. The only way to get penetration in a woman is to come in at it from a drastic angle and finagle it in. The process can take up to an hour or more.

Guy 1: So you gonna put a smashing on that bitches vagina or what?

Guy 2: I got a DG90 Degree. I dont got time for that tonight. I will have to clear my schedule for that kinda shit.

by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

DGed

1. Short for "Downgraded"
2. When a guy/girl "rebounds" onto something EXTREMELY worse than what they previously used to date.

She used to date a hot mother fucker, but she DGed onto some ugly ass.

by ThisIsJustForYou May 13, 2008

DGL

Dirty girls for life. Every girl you ever had was one, every girl you ever have will be one.

It's a gift and a curse.

Rob: I can't find a good girl. I'm DGL.
Big: DGL?
Rob: Dirty girls for life.

by Mike209 March 12, 2008

dgaffinated

adj: the type of coffee that rebels drink; generally anything left around the coffee shop, they don't give a fuck

All was calm at Starbucks, business as usually, until Scar walked in. The servers scrambled to make his usual order: dgaffinated coffee.

by xcrunnersaresexyasfuck July 6, 2010