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Deceit

Deceit Sanders (real name unknown) represents Thomas Sanders', well, deceit on the web series Sanders Sides.
"Deceit's a slimy boi, Logan! A slimy boi!"

"To the best of my knowledge, he does not excrete slime."

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"Deceit. Real classy of you to sneak up on a Side in the middle of house-keeping."
by Deceit Sanders August 13, 2019
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Deceit

One slimy snakey boi with a half snek face who pretends to be your dad but is not.
"Deceit is one slimy boi"
by ThatWeirdGayGirl December 10, 2018
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Decency

Decency is a noun and can have two distinct meanings:
1. Behaviour that conforms to accepted standards of morality or respectability.
2. Things required for a reasonable standard of life.
1. One example of decency is not calling people with a learning disability rug munchers.
2. In one sense, you do need money for decency.
by AKACroatalin February 26, 2017
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Decepticons

A faction of Cybertronians who are in an ongoing war against the Autobots. They're led by Megatron and are usually portrayed as antagonists.
The city has been completely wiped out by the Decepticons and now I'm homeless.
by That Robot Fucker January 11, 2019
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Deceptive Fart

A deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your asscheeks, you realize it is in fact Shit. Therefore resulting in you having to clench said bumhole and try to suck the poo up. Can result in failure, where you shit yourself, or excruciating pain.
Robert: "Man I thought I had to fart but I shit myself."
Wesley: "That's the worst deceptive fart ever!"
by 420GanjA420 April 2, 2012
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decontee

Decontee is originated from Africa. It's normally defined as "everything has time" or "everything takes time".
Decontee is strong, powerful, and intelligent.
by Decontee Julu January 27, 2015
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Decepticunt

Decepticunt
pronounced: d-sep-t-cunt

1. A female Transformer allied with the Decepticon faction.

2. A female who uses deceitful tactics or other masterful strategies to lure as many of the male species into her bedroom for the sole purpose of acquiring their money, drugs or semen.
Such a female may be alternatively referred to as a slut, whore, gold digger or succubus among many other nouns.

3. A female on the internet who uses images of another woman, usually a friend or unknown model, in order to lure sad little nerd virgins to her Palace of Love for sex.
Said poor little nerd will willingly obey as he is aware that he can get no better and will finally lose his virginity.
Said female is usually ugly or fat or a mixture of both resulting in fugly, generally the type of woman one would call an air strike on or man the harpoons.
1. As of yet, I am unaware of any female Decepticons, but if one did exist, the following conversation would likely take place between the two Autobots known as Skids and Mudflap:

Skids: Dayum blud, (or oil, dunno which a robot would say),
did u see dat fyne piece of Chromium Alloy pussy ?!

Mudflap: With my own 2 eyes dawg, but dat hoe she a Decepticon,
u not see dat tatoo on her perfectly spherical booty?

Skids: Shieeeet negro! hoe's a decepticunt!

Mudflap lets out a hearty chuckle
Skids and Mudflap proceed to brofist, transform and then drive away.

2. Whenever a woman divorces a rich man, not very hard to find.
Usually also where ever you may see interracial dating, especially if the male is white.

3. Craigslist, /r9k/
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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