Someone that nobody knows
by hollaholla078 January 08, 2012
An extremely old man now viewed as a relic which dates back to before the Birth of christ. Legends say he was one of Jesus’ diciples, and Also took A big part in various battles and wars throughout the history. He is probably Most known for his contribution in the battle of waterloo. Even though he had big influence in the mongolian war, and Even the french revolution. Hes just extremely old.
by Helios99 March 14, 2021
A coffee addict :)
by DaveMod69swag July 24, 2020
A dave is a person who makes everybody else shake their head in frustration. They are quite frustrating even if well intentioned
by Big texta May 03, 2019
The traditional form of listening to Dave Matthews Band, whether live or recorded, it is growing in popularity especially in suburban areas amongst high school students.
Guy 1: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Idk yet I was thinking about Daveing and hanging out with some bros, and maybe some LAX
Guy 1: That's a mistake
Guy 2: Idk yet I was thinking about Daveing and hanging out with some bros, and maybe some LAX
Guy 1: That's a mistake
by TRich1441 June 08, 2009
some guy in a wheel chair with an adopted son, a midget farmer with anger issues for a friend, was an algebra teacher, and has the power to get transported into a third dimensional realm when under extreme stress.
by BeefyBoyWasTaken January 04, 2023
Ethan#1- Mom, wheres dad?
Me#1- He's probably pretending to be a cop on mano again because he can't be a real one. You know just being a Dave.
Me#1- He's probably pretending to be a cop on mano again because he can't be a real one. You know just being a Dave.
by Imdiscordmarried July 10, 2019