Dandruff

A mysterious situation or occurrence that leaves one scratching their head.

"Did you hear that loud boom last night? It came out of no where and I have no idea what caused it."

"Yeah, I heard it too! Very weird.. Definitely Dandruff."

by Steve Blends February 17, 2022

Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020

Dandruff vinegar

He is an urban legend who men dared to seek. He is a small creature with a big belly, he is around 5’0 and weigh 246lbs there is only one was to survive this crazy mother fucker and that way is to RUN! He can track you from dandruff.

Dandruff vinegar is coming

by His survived August 11, 2018

dolphin dandruff

When the pussy skin is dry and chafing, leaving behind dead skin that smells fishy.

My boi: YOOOO i just smashed bro

Me:good shit fam.

My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.

Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable

by Oldbob cheese dick December 3, 2021

Dandruff

When dead skin cells on the scalp sheds faster than it is supposed to resulting in noticeable flaky skin on one's hair. It is usually the result of a greasy scalp which is not always your fault because some people produce more sebum than others which may be the result of hormonal imbalances. There is a common misconception where it is caused by a dry scalp, but it is caused by the polar opposite.

I've had greasy hair with dandruff before and it is not fun. Take care of your scalp peeps!

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Santa’s dandruff

When you are banging a chick and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in your beard, then shake it all over her breasts.

Leslie was super excited about her fiancés gift of Santa’s dandruff.

by Jean-Claude Herback October 7, 2025

hair gel dandruff

What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers

Man, you've got some serious hair gel dandruff, go wash you hair?

by snappy.dragon December 8, 2016