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tummy dandruff

dandruff left on one`s stomach after receiving oral sex with someone with dandruff.
" Courtney left a pile of tummy dandruff on me after she blew me"
by BukakeJones September 20, 2017
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Dandruff

A mysterious situation or occurrence that leaves one scratching their head.
"Did you hear that loud boom last night? It came out of no where and I have no idea what caused it."

"Yeah, I heard it too! Very weird.. Definitely Dandruff."
by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
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Italian dandruff

Shakeable parmesan cheese, usually from a plastic container with a green lid.
Yo, pass me that Italian dandruff. I'm about to church up this spaghetti.
by Bicycle Party December 28, 2023
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Dick Dandruff

Noun: The dried vaginal secretions on a man's penis from unprotected sex that resembles hair dandruff when it's dried
I was raw dogging Melissa earlier today, and freaked out when I went pee that my dick was scaly, but I scratched it and it was just dick dandruff
by Hotdogwarrior February 12, 2024
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Desert dandruff

If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence
Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff

Boob: aw shit man did it taste good

Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018
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Dandruff

When dead skin cells on the scalp sheds faster than it is supposed to resulting in noticeable flaky skin on one's hair. It is usually the result of a greasy scalp which is not always your fault because some people produce more sebum than others which may be the result of hormonal imbalances. There is a common misconception where it is caused by a dry scalp, but it is caused by the polar opposite.
I've had greasy hair with dandruff before and it is not fun. Take care of your scalp peeps!
by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022
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hair gel dandruff

What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers
Man, you've got some serious hair gel dandruff, go wash you hair?
by snappy.dragon December 8, 2016
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