Poop dandruff

the specks of crap/poop left behind on the further back side of the toilet, near the underside of the toilet bowl, normally caused by improper wiping

"Michael left poop dandruff on the toilet because he wiped wrong."

by Alex Censored May 30, 2022

Dandruff

Slang term for doing cocaine. Specifically when using cocaine at home or in your kitchen.

Are you coming out tonight?

Nah mate, I’m doing dandruff

by Sptlad April 3, 2022

Butt dandruff

Rolled up toilet paper balls that are left over on or around a woman's butthole

Man sending back shots to a girl: "Girl, you gotta wipe better, you have butt dandruff"

by Whitedslinger February 18, 2021

Santa’s dandruff

When you are banging a chick and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in your beard, then shake it all over her breasts.

Leslie was super excited about her fiancés gift of Santa’s dandruff.

by Jean-Claude Herback October 7, 2025

Devil's dandruff

slang term inspired by the well-known
colloquialism 'devil's lettuce.'

Refers to hard drugs that reduce down to a white powder resembling dandruff
(Ex: meth, cocaine, & apparently some type of heroin)

Next time JimBob asks if I want to smoke the devil's dandruff with him, I'll run in the other direction. If he follows me then I'll break his meth pipe, and he'll probably break my nose.

by fVck_m3th August 5, 2024

Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025

Dick Dandruff

Noun: The dried vaginal secretions on a man's penis from unprotected sex that resembles hair dandruff when it's dried

I was raw dogging Melissa earlier today, and freaked out when I went pee that my dick was scaly, but I scratched it and it was just dick dandruff

by Hotdogwarrior February 12, 2024