Cynical

Distrusting or disparaging the moves of others; pessimistic

I become a cynical person if something that I spent a lot of time on gets destroyed.

by SharOnUBD December 5, 2021

Cynical

its in his name he's cynical as fuck
also his number one emoji is 🗿

"All cynical does is 🗿"

by rjgprjh4tkrjhpordj[ortj March 27, 2022

Cynic

Someone who always has to focus on the positive things in life and never worry to keep themselves from going crazy.

The cynic always talked about the light at the end of the tunnel since the tunnel was all he/she could see. Most people are already aware that what can go wrong usually will, what's the point in making something sound bigger and better than what it really is?

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021

Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024