The cynicism

But that's the excuse you'll use to not give me the credit I deserve.

Hym "The cynicism? That seems to be your excuse innit?"

by Hym Iam February 8, 2024

Cynicism

It's not the cynicism that created A.I. though is it shit brain?

Hym "The truth makes me feel bad so I rail against cynicism and recede into solipsism. Don't listen to the cynic or I'll have a mental breakdown, like Jordan. Better to fill your mind with positive sounding lies and then regurgitate them into the internet. Then, when you make money from regurgitating the positive sounding lies, you can pretend it's the positive sounding lies and not the getting pays to spout them. Then you have fucking gas station workers repeating the positive sounding lies without ever achieving the outcome."

by Hym Iam February 8, 2024

Cynic

Somebody who's always smiling because they're not right in the head.

He/she would smile when somebody looked at him/her, but would be holding a hammer to split the back of somebody's head with when you had your back turned. There was a frowning cynic behind his/her smile.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024