Cursed Man Summer

The type of summer that those laden with powerful curses from birth have. A cursed man summer typically involves:

-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane

-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate

-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day

Reid: I haven’t enjoyed the summer season in three years. Looks like I’m having another cursed man summer.

JJ: Sucks, man.

by Shepherd Guy May 7, 2022

Cursed_247

Cursed_247 a corporate businessman who lives in Melbourne Australia

Cursed_247 scammed me out of my money

by Cursed & Co May 24, 2022

cursedly

A word describing an action as "cursed"

I dont want to do this too cursedly, otherwise it would be too obnoxious and annoying.

by rx2ie February 16, 2023

jean curley

A pube that gets stuck in the threading of your jeans. It feels like a pinch causing tremendous pain as the day goes on.

Person 1: Wear those jeans tonight

Person 2: I can't those give me the worst jean curley

by Jeanius5 November 4, 2013

turd curler

An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.

“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”

by Revco3 February 21, 2019

you cursed human being

a person who made a cursed image or video that triggered you. a lot. take the video entitled ”ben 10 aliens in a nutshell” by trench man as an example.

someone: *creates cursed artwork of a tetramand*
me: you cursed human being.

by aritaurus. September 25, 2019

cured

The condition of marijuana obtained by keeping it in a bag over a long period of time (months) and opening it every now and then (weeks) for it to get some air. This process supposedly makes it taste better when smoked.

Stoner 1: This is some good shit! What you got here?
Stoner 2: It's cured bud!

by Siren2277 May 11, 2008