compassionate conservative

A big, steaming pile of bullshit.

Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.

by Alex Stockwell May 25, 2007

conservative bias

Something exemplified in the other two definitions for, "Conservative bias." Conservative bias, while not as unchecked as the liberal media might lead you to believe, is most present in Christian fundamentalist organizations, such as those owned by Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, and Gary Bauer, who donate millions each to members of the republican party.

Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh are often criticized for their apparent conservative bias, but this bias is also present in Michael Savage, Michal Medved, and Bill Bennet. The latter two are often overlooked due to the oversaturation of controversial conservatives in the media.

by to_kill_the_sun December 2, 2005

Christian Conservatives

People who give Republicans bad names.

And, yes, and I am conservitve.

by rapsux May 13, 2005

Corporate conservative

A politician who is more concerned with the interests of corporations, but the only reason they champion conservative values like "preserving the family" is to appeal to the conservative masses in order to distract them from their corporatist interests that will eventually screw over their constituents.

"Man, I really like that Mitt Romney guy. He really cares about family."

"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."

by IceColdCapriSunsAreUnderrated April 28, 2012

Conservative Scapegoat Artist

A slang word for Conservative figures in the media that try to put the blame on Liberals for all of America's woes regardless of who is at fault. Conservative Scapegoat Artists tend use half truths or down right lies to promote Prejudice against Liberals.

Conservative Scapegoat artists are behind tend to thrive on the Social Divide.

by ????^_^???? August 29, 2007

cumservative

Any conservative that aggressively defends gay rights or LGBT inclusion within conservative movements. Oftentimes Cumservatives will try to defend LGBT rights as a Western value in contrast to how the LGBT people are treated in Islamic nations. This ignores centuries of Christian thought. Very frequently Cumservativism is used as a way to bring up Israel for some dumbass reason even though they're from the United States and are supposed to be America First.

Conservatives: How does anal sex help us win the culture war?

Charlie Kirk: Gay values are Western values. I support our gay troops! Israel is the greatest country because they love gays, unlike in Islamic countries!

Conservatives: We know you're using "support the troops" as a way to trick conservatives into supporting LGBT inclusion. You're a Cumservative, feel free to dance the night away in Israel because I hear they like dancing over there.

by ShortNoserBigHat November 16, 2019

conservative

A person who espouses the idea of "less government". However, they tend to espouse the idea of "less government" more when it comes to spending money for social programs. They have no qualms about looking over people's shoulders, spying on or jailing people for suspected "un-American activities" at a base that is not even on American soil. Among their interference in our lives: spying on cell phone calls without permission of Congress, saying, "I'm the president. Why do I need anyone's permission?", or using brute military force to enforce their vision of that things should be like on the outside world. They believe in torture in the name of national security. As far as financial responsibility, they believe in shrinking down every part of the government but giving the Department of Defense what is essentially a blank check, and run up horrific deficits fighting senseless, endless wars. Strength is good, but waste is not. They are often religious, but they seem to have Jesus Christ confused with Ronald Reagan. Their philosophies are often subtly or blatantly racist and xenophobic, and they have been known to advocate disenfranchisement of women and minorities (see: ann coulter because these groups overwhelmingly vote liberal and are growing much faster than the aging white male voter base they rely on. Their failed policies were rejected in the 2008 election, by the "true" patriots of our great country.

Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are examples of the consummate conservative gone mad: God, church, family, country, torture, domestic spying, and killing the ragheads.

by Head of the Maids' Union February 15, 2009