Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.
by Blast Nice February 21, 2018
Get the golden cucumbermug. That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber
by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019
Get the Cucumber Foreskinmug. by jimmy fransico May 5, 2010
Get the Soggy Cucumbermug. the act of playing with your partners cucumber, taking it one step further than heavy petting, or what is often known as "dry humping"
jenn and that boy are getting pretty serious. they arent yet banging, but that slut is giving him some serious cucumber play.
by bitch call me the mayor February 18, 2009
Get the cucumber playmug. Soaking a dildo in hot sauce then allowing it to dry before it's next use. Rubber sleeved dildos/vibrators seem to soak in the liquid better.
I was walking through the house when I heard a blood curdling scream! I guess someone used my Cajun Cucumber
by Rockout707 May 21, 2011
Get the Cajun Cucumbermug. A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅
Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
Get the Pizza and cucumberingmug. After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack
by te anau boy April 13, 2015
Get the columbian cucumbermug.