Cucumber Juice

Slang for male semen. Used commonly in areas of Toronto, where health and sex junkies reign supreme.

Rosanne: God, last night was amazing.
Jonny: You really drained my schlong of its cucumber juice .

by WithMySelfMadeCu November 4, 2022

slippery cucumber

A fat ugly bitches favorite tool to get them selves wet

Samantha: no one ever talks to me

Janet: me either, that’s why I always resort to the slippery cucumber

by Choncho July 22, 2019

Soggy Cucumber

When you get your dick sucked for over 24 hours.

My girlfriend gave me a soggy cucumber last night.

by jimmy fransico May 5, 2010

cucumber play

the act of playing with your partners cucumber, taking it one step further than heavy petting, or what is often known as "dry humping"

jenn and that boy are getting pretty serious. they arent yet banging, but that slut is giving him some serious cucumber play.

by bitch call me the mayor February 18, 2009

Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"

I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!

by L.Secret December 9, 2016

Frozen cucumber

When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.

"I had no one with me at home so I did a frozen cucumber", said Karen

by Sir_spermy_boy April 27, 2019

Wilted Cucumber

When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.

Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.

Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.

Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.

by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010