Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.

-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"

by JordanFromHillbillyHell March 31, 2010

Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

by Genious817adam May 14, 2019

Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

by alfie_fan January 5, 2010

crunchdonkey

and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdonkey: appears to be ok but is tore up once she gets her clothes off.

"Ay, I just got hit on by a crunchdonkey."
"Look at that head, that bitch is a double crunch."

by ntuhlekt April 21, 2005

crystal cruncher

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

by alexis driscoll August 27, 2005

cruncher

To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.

by ghost July 31, 2003

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005