Croissant Beour

A beour that works in a bakery tells you where to go everytime you’re looking for something. She usually doesn’t know where to tell you to go but when you get what you’re looking for you come back and show her. She’s always delighted to see whatever you

Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.

We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them

by Jamezy October 5, 2023

Croissant Lord

some person online (totally not me) who is an idiot

Croissant Lord

by (totally not) Croissant Lord October 30, 2023

Croissant

Noun: A (Bio/Cis) Woman that has particularly delusional standards for relationship partner and is high maintenance.

Hoeflation is so high all I can find are Croissants

by Night-stix December 3, 2023

Croissant

The true presentation of the French boulangerie pâtisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.

"hon hon hon, I eat the baguette and the croissant, hon hon hon ! Jacques hammer !"

by Charleuhhhhhh December 24, 2023

Croissant

A crescent-shaped pastry originating in Austria.

The 5 men all ate a croissant each.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Croissantium

A chemical compound, with a combination of raw uranium and croissants from Costco. It has forehead enlarging properties.

The man consumed the croissantium, and gained a 12.7 foot forehead increase.

by feeeeeeeeeeesh February 23, 2025

Croissant Pocket

Folding foreskin over a warm food item for storage.

I stuffed a Taquito inside of my "Croissant Pocket."

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025