Nigga cricket

The only crickets that are black, they mostly attack schools like BMS, and disrupt spanish class. They also vibe with the nigga moths, but these crickets are gangstas, if one of the nigga moths disrespects them they won't hesitate to pop a cap in one of the nigga moths asses. They also like nigga cows.

"That nigga cricket attacked that nigga moth, with the help of the nigga cow." Says Joe.
"Who's Joe?" Steve asks.
"Joe Mamma!!!" Exclaims Joe
"Bruh, nigga cricket." Steve whispers.

by daveperson October 15, 2019

wolf cricket

The wolf cricket with its long bushy tail can be kinda retarded like the people who call it a wolf cricket known to get hit by cars... a lot

and also known as a squirrel

Look there pa it’s a gosh damn wolf cricket!!

by Wolf cricket January 15, 2020

ghetto cricket

The intermittent chirp of a smoke detector that needs a battery

Y'all need a nine volt to turn off your ghetto cricket

by Urahogg February 18, 2023

its just not cricket

Australian slang:

Having something that is unjust or just plain wrong done to someone or something.This come from the game of cricket which is regarded as a gentlemans game were fairplay was paramount.

1stperson:Did you see that guy punch that other guy.

2nd person:yeah,its just not cricket.

by james chadima January 13, 2004

scoot cricket

people who usually have the name nora who scootch along benches making cricket noises.

Man, look at that slampig, she's bein' such a scoot cricket .

by lildots22 October 6, 2010

cricket

A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.

Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha

*Silence*

Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*

Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(

by Baxton September 21, 2005

urban crickets

In cities, the sound of car alarms going off in the distance. The urban equivalent of hearing crickets chirping in the country.

It was a surprisingly quiet night in the city, and as I walked home to the sounds of urban crickets, I contemplated my next move.

by Connie U. June 11, 2006