Craig 

A teddy bear that will only come out of his cave for a taco and cheese itz and remains in the cave to take naps. Has a fear of fire extinguishers.

A Craig picked up a fire extinguisher and is going to use it

Craig by White_knife22 June 18, 2019

Craig 

A extremely gay guy that has flakey skin likes to hit on Carl while drunk. Also likes to grab chicks ass' while they are hooking up with people because he's a seedy fuck.
Also enjoys scratching and being a faggot

Ew cunt you're so Craig!

Craig by Craigsaseedycunt June 29, 2011

Craig 

Someone that has husky eyes. This person is known as dogeyes and can often be seen playing with other dogs playing at the park or dogging people. It is also a very good touch football team.

when you steal someones money. oh you craig dogeyes lawler

Craig by Amazing 1 March 26, 2010

Craig 

Tiny penis

Ahhh silly 4 year olds and their Craigs

Craig by Nicknicknicknicknick April 23, 2014

craig 

craig is a hated name by gregs. gregs are danny's army on youtube. hatred towards craigs are just for fun

danny: join or family here on youtube and become greg
danny: oh btw we hate craigs

craig by teawlemon May 23, 2019

Craig 

A whiny little bitch, of small stature; often recognizable due to a small strange tuft on their back. Other characteristics include being a complete douche and having grey hair. A Craig will also generally be unnecessarily mean and obnoxious to their girlfriend, even if they are only trying to help.

In summary; a Craig can be classed as a midget with a tuft and a big nose who is also a whiny little bitch

"God, you can be such a Craig sometimes, you're such a weiner ... obvs!"

Craig by rocky broadforest April 28, 2011

Craig 

Ketchup or condiment of choice.

When getting ready to eat a big juicy burger, say "pass the craig"

Craig by CJ1978 February 4, 2010