Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017

Cracking Toast Bobbett!

A nonsensical exclamation used in situations of unexplainable awesomeness.

Person 1: So, I heard you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: Cracking toast bobbett!
Person 1: Lol wut?
Person 2: FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE I AM BATMAN

by Errorsolver January 12, 2009

Cracking open a cold one with the boys

When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.

"Hey, you able to hang out this weekend?"
"Sure, we'll be Cracking open a cold one with the boys."

by Sataniel00 January 8, 2021

Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.

Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017

Cracking out

To be addicted to or completely enamored with, as in a television show or video game. Usually with a trashy connotation, referring to mindlessly engaging entertainment.

Yo, I was totally cracking out to a "Storage War$" marathon when you called.

by HSayz January 3, 2011

cracking the wood

Pushing ones boner to one side to the point it cracks like when you crack your knuckles. Cracking the wood dose not lead to E.D.D.

#1 I started cracking the wood during sex and I blew hard and I felt weak at the knees.

#2 My girlfried was cracking the wood as she gave me a hummer. Aaawwwhh snap.

by Dr. Stinkyfinger April 21, 2010

cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.

"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."

by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008