courtesy flush

Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.

Courtesy Flush after releasing a smelly chocolate hostage

by Poo Man Choo February 24, 2007

Courtney

Goof

Courtney is a Goof goofy goof ass goofer

by Hunterdodson0 March 31, 2020

Courtesy Reach Around

During male on male gay anal sex, the act of "reaching around" and giving your partner a handjob. This action is considered common courtesy and must be performed unless your partner specifically requests otherwise. Failing to do so is punishable by law in Montana, South Dakota, and New Mexico.

A courtesy reach around is the opposite of a "Spite Reach-around," in which the receiving partner is given a reach around despite specifically requesting to to have one.

While John was plowing his man-lover in the asshole, he decided to be polite and give a courtesy reach around.

I bet your the kind of guy who fucks a man in the ass and doesn't even have the goddamn courtesy to give a reach around.
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

by Johnnymcdildoface June 29, 2008

courtesy cough

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.

My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

courtesy spit

when you spit on your on the other persons genitals, mouth or anus to provide lubrication

i gave her a courtesy spit her pounine wouldn't burn up.

by akirafire June 27, 2008

Courtney Love

Vocalist and guitarist in the band Hole, who has also gone on to have a solo career. She was married to Nirvana singer/guitarist Kurt Cobain.
Unfairly hated by zealous Nirvana fans who love absurd conspiracy theories.
Nirvana and Kurt are great. Hole and Courtney are great. Kurt and Courtney loved each other. Kurt got depressed and killed himself. Courtney got depressed, and took loads of drugs. Everyone else gets depressed.

Cretin : Courtney killed Kurt Cobain! Because being famous must be soooo cool, and you wouldn't ever get unhappy or anything, so she must have done! GARGH! I want o kill her, because I am frustrated and stupid and really quite ugly and I'm doomed to grow up and live a really boring life and get smacked in the chops by some big fat hippo type thing!

What the fuck?

by You_Deluded_Fools July 30, 2004

courtesy run

while waiting to cross the road a kind motorist slows down and indicates you to cross: whilst the actual speed of the run across the road is the same as walking, the illusion of hurrying engenders a feeling of good will between motorist and pedestrian.

Friend A: What the hell was that?
Friend B: That was my courtesy run!
A: But it was no quicker than walking!
B: Yeah but it makes drivers feel better
A: Cunning
B: Like a fox!

by amberdog May 28, 2010