Cottage cheese legs 

When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.

dude, did you see those legs?

Yeah, man they are cottage cheese legs!

Cottage cheese legs by ShortAndSweet February 19, 2015

Cottage Cheese 

A silent but deadly fart let loose when you are in a small cabin or a cottage.

Earl: And so I said to the guy.... Hey, what the hell is that smell? Ahh! Someone let loose a cottage cheese!

Sam: Whoops...

Cottage Cheese by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

cottage cheese canyon 

when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way

look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.

cottage cheese canyon by blaine zalewski April 15, 2008

Cottage Cheese 

A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.

Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly

Cottage Cheese by shea1bear January 24, 2009

cottage cheese 

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.

I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.

cottage cheese by bojzzle September 25, 2004

Cottage Creamer 

A girl who is so fat, she cums cottage cheese!

I got totally beasted on last night. She was a real cottage creamer.

Cottage Creamer by gooh!!! December 25, 2007

cottage jumping 

where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.

and do.. yeah.

and then do the same thing the next day.

yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.

cottage jumping by whootwhoot123 December 4, 2010