glass closet

Where homosexuals live when they think nobody can tell they're gay, but everybody really knows.

"You're totally in a glass closet. Everybody can see you're in there, why don't you just come out?"

by scootz November 29, 2005

Piss Comet

Noun: Piss Comet (pɪs-kɒmɪt)

When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.

The most beautifully rare sight one could see is surely a piss comet

by Human Overth June 18, 2011

iron closet

It usually means: A homosexual that will never admit that he/she is homosexual

Angel has an iron closet, they'll never tell ANYONE they're homosexual

by Gamer1515 June 27, 2016

closet hoe

a hoe that is believed to be very prude and innocent

Judy is a closet hoe she says she is a virgin but she actually lost it to a Mexican immigrant when she was 12

by Martin Kester March 12, 2008

Closet Atheist

A person who fakes belief in a deity for the purpose of social acceptance within a community.

Barack Obama is a classic example of a closet atheist.

by Marcelo and Maia January 20, 2009

closet homosexual

Ryan Seacrest.

Ryan simply won't admit he's a closet homosexual.

by Afsjdkdjslkfdjlgjfldk October 17, 2008

Coletta

french in origin, though german in attitude. colettas are known for being superfly, extra hot, and completely uncontrollable. also, smart. scary smart.

'where you there when that coletta kicked those cuban mafia guys out of her booth @ the restaraunt? man, they were actually afraid of her colletaness.'

by lizifer42 February 5, 2010