corporate frat

One who is involved in general debauchery during the week -drinking past midnight, hooking up with random girls, passing out in a place other than their own - but always shows up for his high paying corporate job on time each day. The person must be under the age of 35, have an income over $100,000, and never know the name of the girls he sleeps with.

"Joe was out till like 3am last night, he finally banged that girl from accounting, and then he gave a killer presentation at this morning's meeting." "Yeah, that's some serious corporate frat".

by DC Debauchery June 24, 2008

Corporate Toilet Paper

Corporate Toilet Paper (CTP) - An employee that is irreplaceable, always in demand, impossible to do without, and required by every single other person at work, but is universally looked down upon and has all of the business 'crap' thrust upon them being at a rank too low to refuse it. This person is very intelligent, technical, and often has poor social skills and/or low social standing. A corporate toilet paper is never promoted due to that person's high value in a low position. In many professions this person is female due to a male dominated corporate structure of veiled misogyny.

Mary is this firm's corporate toilet paper. She's the only employee with the skills to handle the difficult 'crap' jobs and they don't promote her because of it. Her boss is an idiot, but he went to college with the president's son.

by Lord Viper Scorpion May 20, 2009

Corporal Powell

A soldier cut down before his prime. A man (or woman) who has tragically fallen short of his (or her) potential. This contrasts with General Colin Powell, who has been very successful.

Corporal Powell, the replicator is not operable during orbital drop...please defer to the the blinking blue light. NO! Do not unfasten your harness! CORPORAL Powell...DO YOU READ ME!?!?! NOOOOOOO!

by Lineup McShots November 4, 2009

Corporate Profit Day

Otherwise known as Saint Valentine's Day. Celebrated on February 14 every year, Corporate Profit Day is the time of year that business rakes in billions of dollars preying on the irrational desire of many couples to legitimize their relationships in the eyes of their peers.

Jill: Hey Jack! What did you get your girlfriend for Corporate Profit Day?

Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!

Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.

by clippo February 26, 2011

Corporate LARPing

Live Action Role Play consisting of dressing and acting like middle-aged business men. This is usually done in large groups in corporate settings such as hotel bars or conference rooms.

"I think those three guys who crashed the business lunch were just corporate larping"

by Bill from HR October 7, 2011

corporate air

Stale air from air conditioners, like the kind circulating in big corporate offices, which is all that corporate flunkies breathe day in and day out, instead of you know, like fresh air.

Yo, lets get out of this corporate air and go for a run

by The pondering writer March 28, 2015

Corporate Horse Shit

Corporate Horse Shit; n

When a job, task, or project, is very simple, yet is made difficult because of corporate rules and regulations. Corporate Horse Shit

Corporate Horse Shit; n

When a job, task, or project is very simple, yet is made difficult because of corporate rules and regulations.

He/she could've completed the job more efficient and effectively, but all the Corporate Horse Shit slowed his/her production.

by 87 Firebird 305 H/O January 31, 2020