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Corpse Protesters

Originally from the Latin word "corpus" meaning the body, a corps is a group of people who unite for a common cause. The Peace Corps or the Corps of Engineers or even the United States Marine Corps.

A Corpse is made up of employees sent by corporate bosses to protest legislation that will impact their company. These cadavers are used in paid AstroTurf rallies. In a time when unemployment is double digits, termination of employment is a great motivator of Corpse Protesters.
Corpse Protesters work for numerous industries. The Insurance Corpse protests health insurance regulation, the Climate Corpse protests environmental protection and green energy and the Banking and Wall Street Corpse protests banking regulation that would protect consumers and prevent another meltdown. Militias are the most dangerous of the corpses. Hyped up on talk radio gloom and doom, these unemployed white men protest non existent gun regulation and their tactics border on terrorism.
by stillonline November 16, 2009
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Corpse Surf

The act of having a fainted Pokemon use the move, Surf, outside of battle to ride across bodies of water, even though it is not able to be used in battle.
Guy #1: SHIT!!! How am I going to get across the Whirl Islands now?
Guy #2: Dude, just use Surf
Guy #1: I can't Poliwag fainted.
Guy #2: You could always Corpse Surf.
Guy #1: Oh Yeahhhh
by Gorillafaceoff October 2, 2011
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corpse sexual

When you have a crush on corpse and only corpse 😝
by Billie and corpse are hot January 23, 2021
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Corpse Nametag

He wants his Corpse nametag to say "Here lies Jack, the craziest Mofo around."
by Holly Huntsburg May 6, 2011
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Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012
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corpse jumping

When usually a very bad person gets to your dead body, he/she/them start jumping over your body

Thinking that they hurt the enemy this way, while it really makes them embarrassing themselves
Horde of grouped noobs kills you and start to corpse jumping over your body
by bambu February 7, 2014
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corpse teeth

The coloring effect on your teeth from drinking red wine.
TIme to go brush those wine stains off, I have corpse teeth.
by StephJamz February 18, 2015
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