Cootie Squad

Used to make fun of someone's group/squad.

Jake: Your such a loser!
Me: what are you gunna do run to your Cootie Squad.(￣_,￣ )

by AbsoluteLuxxary January 4, 2021

video cooties

When somebody sends you a youtube video that you can't stand and related videos continue to show up in your feed.

Davey sent me some stupid Redneck Tennessee rap video and now all I see is the jawja boys and now I got his video cooties.

by MacD February 5, 2014

cootie blaster

slang name for a penis.

His rubbed his cootie blaster after seeing a smokin' hotty.

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

dick cooties

A strain of cooties that is applied to everything you touch between touching your penis or anything equally dirty and washing your hands.

"Don't touch that tissue box, it has Chad's dick cooties on it."

by LucarioIzumi June 19, 2019

Cootie Corn

Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.

Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)

by mrserat March 25, 2008

Al Cootie

A terrible disease contracted by Allie Howland. Symptoms include: slight nausea, extreme cravings for mac+cheese, urges to purchase every new bath product at CVS, urges to give the middle finger to just about everyone, and reckless driving. To cure this terrible disease please contact 1800-NoMoreAl.

Peter: "omg! I just got Al Cootie from sharing trail mix with Allie Howland"
Jan: "You should have known better"
Peter: "I better call 1800-NoMoreAl right away!"

by Lynn-meister October 12, 2012

cootie bone

a cootie bone is a gay man that wish he had a cootie but he has a bone. (dick)

look at that cootie bone wearing a dress.

by lisat August 25, 2007