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grandma coot coot

a younger person whos vagina looks like an older womans vagina. they may also have the smell of fish coming from between their legs.
BOB: "that girl is such a slut"
DAN: "yea, she probably is a grandma coot coot."
by beerdrinker March 10, 2009
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poot to coot

An arrangement of two or more females riding in tandem in which the ass of the front girl is pressed against the vagina of the other. This usually occurs between two fully clothed females riding together on things such as horses, motorcycles, scooters, and jet skis. Not to be confused with "nuts to butts" which describes the same arrangement but occurring with dudes.
"Did you see those lesbians ride by on those motorcycles? They were all riding poots to coots."

"Her horse died on the trail so we had to ride poot to coot all the way home"
by JSpyder November 30, 2011
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ronny coot

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old coot

An old coot is a foolish or eccentric person,a stupid fellow,a simpleton.

A coot is not only a stupid or dim wit of a person, it is also a bird. The coot (bird) has a black fethered back and could ether have a yellow, orange, or white beak
"There is not a thing wrong with me, you old coot!"
by smart one 321 November 8, 2015
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The Coot

To crash one's car.

Term originates from 'Crash Bandicoot'.
You crash a car, you become 'The Coot'!
by The Original Coot May 27, 2009
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Pull a Coot

To ride the coat tails of your conference and never accomplish anything. Even when you arent in the divison with the good teams!

Hiring ex has been coaches just before they go to pasture, so you can take credit for there previous careers!

To brag about your conference, when the rest of the conference is embarrased by you!

To wonder why nobody thinks your campus is nice, when you tailgate in a drug addict ridden farmers market.

Your them song is so outdated and 80s. Come on smoke and the them from 2001. I guess it does fit all your mullet wearing fans!
"5th" place rings that might as well be made by Jostens for a 1A high school team, now thats is a Pull a Coot"!
by ALLIN September 2, 2012
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Poot in my coot

Hey John, come Poot in my coot this weekend!
by Tonya Chinc July 28, 2021
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