cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master

Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!

by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

Lindsey Lohan Cocktail

Commonly ordered in Bars Nightclubs and lounges.
Made exactly like the drink called the Red Headed Slut but has a splash of Coke.

Can I order one Pabst a Red Headed Slut and a Lindsey Lohan cocktail.

by hunt buckner April 23, 2009

cockthruster

To replace children's films in a neighborhood videostore with porno movies

The local PTA are going to freak out when they discover we cockthrustered all the Barney and Teletubbie videos at Hollywood Video

by djslut September 20, 2005

Chookter

Someone living in the North of Scotland, or in the middle of nowhere.

Sometimes used in reference to a sheep shagger.

Who's that chookter staring at my sheep?

by Churd April 24, 2006

Cocktonsil

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls

The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.

by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010

Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.

Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.

by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011

californian cocktail

to put a little weed in the end of a cigarette or cigar of any type.

Also refered to as a belgium blitz or Mississippi Martini.

Man 1: wanna smoke?
Man 2: yea but i aint got a piece...
Man 1: Just do a californian cocktail
Man 2: Hells Yea!!
Man 1: hells yea...

by d200 October 11, 2006