cockometer

a girl who has had sex with so many guys that she has a scientific database from which to rate a guy's dick large or small

My friend siobhan is an excellent cockometer

by TAmac911 July 12, 2010

cockopoly

1. The individual in a group of friends or those of a commune where sexual intercourse is not taboo among multiple partners whom attracts the most or alot of cock.

2. A term used when a male receives very good and deep, (complete), oral sex.

1. Kara is so lucky, she has Zig, DJ and even big Jay in a complete cockopoly.

2. Angel just completely made me succumb to her cockopoly, she engulfed every inch and had me spent in two minutes flat.

by Ziggah November 21, 2007

marshmallow cookout

to fuck a girl at a meal and jizz on her.

Sean and I were out on a picnic and we had a marshmallow cookout

by Patel345 August 11, 2012

Cockophile

noun (Cok - ah - fy-il)

A person, of either sex, that has a deep confounding obsession with the male genitals. This could be seen through sexual acts, constant personal fondling, grabbing strangers through the pants, artistically through any form, etc...

The woman stumbled through the crowded subway, extending his reach to each passing man, like a cockophile. She was later charged and arrested for her invasiveness of privacy

by MichioPoser September 13, 2011

Conko

Experiencing extreme fatigue to the point of passing out.

She was so tired from work all day, when she got home she went conko.

by conko321 December 28, 2011

cockopolis

A scene in which the majority of the people around are of the male persuasion. A situation not suited well for a straight male to get laid.

Hey, let's go to the bar down the street.
- Nah, that place is nothing but a cockopolis!

by Blitzkragen January 22, 2015

Cockopocolypse

The cockopocolypse is when your dick is so big. It causes havoc in all vaginas it encounters

Bro I just fucking destroyed this bitch. It was a cockopocolypse

by LVAssassain May 1, 2015