Cum Cooker

Cooker of Cum. Just might work.

THE CUM COOKER, IT WORKS!!!!!

by CumCooker69 May 31, 2022

Cooker

A pro cyclist who cycles around on his £10000 bike

See that cooker go by

by Fb2126 August 3, 2020

Pressure Cooker

An uncut dick that precums under it's hood

I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!

by Kuntry84 May 11, 2020

cooker

Australian slang for a meth addled anarchist.

Remember my friend from Geelong Grammar who turned into an anarchist? Yeah, he's a cooker now.

by angelgirl99 August 29, 2022

Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.

"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.

by Sue doe name July 11, 2022

Dry Cooker

Best frying pan in the world. No need to use oil with it.

I made some scrambled eggs in my Dry Cooker

by joviravi January 17, 2022

rice cooker

The campus where you are assigned a mountain of countless college assignments that you're eventually become "cooked", i.e. no longer knowing anything about outside world

After a semester of constant projects and exams, I feel like I’ve been living in a rice cooker—completely cooked and out of touch with what’s happening in the outside world

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025