Cooker

A cooker is a paranoid conspiracy theorist that can often be seen in mainstream media comment sections posting needle emojies and blaming every death on the covid vaccine. When confronted or asked for evidence they will commonly respond with "its time for another booster" or some variation of that. Cookers will tell people not to believe the mainstream media however, they will foam at the mouth whenever a mainstream media outlet puts "died suddenly" in the headline.

Did you see that cooker blaming that plane crash in port Phillip on the vaccine?

by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024

Cooker bait

Cooker bait is when a mainstream media outlet intentionally adds antivaxer buzzwords into headlines to generate clicks. For example, "died suddenly" or "mystery illness" this often sends Cookers into a frenzy in comment sections of mainstream media outlets. Cooker bait can be anything from plane crashes to young people passing away, any situation where someone has died unexpectedly is perfect for cooker bait.

7 news Australia's proffits must be down they've brought out the cooker bait to boost clicks

by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024

cookers oil

Cookers oil - A breach of family trust

My brother had his way with me hayyy "cookers oil"

by HAYYYY CHICK April 5, 2023

Cooker

Australian slang for someone who doesn't lick government boot leather

Mike got fired from work the other day because he didn't get his 25th booster.
Fuckin 'cooker'

by birrel May 5, 2023

The Hiroshima rice cooker

Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.

Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.

by Douwntanal October 30, 2019

tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 7, 2020

Pressure cooker

Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.

My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker

by David Kolep February 28, 2021