continuum

A shit-tastic game filled with doucheclowns.

"0mfg i r 2 l33t 4 u c0z i r v3t N u=n00b gg ezpz -nt-"

by Kitty March 25, 2005

The Continental

What Bulgarian and Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov is lovingly referred to as by some Man Utd fans.

That was a great volley by The Continental

by Berbasex October 31, 2009

Logical Shitstorm Continuum

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.

"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

continental breakfast

Two eggs and a sausage in the mouth all at the same time.

I did not think she could have done it but some how she managed to give me the continental breakfast.

by NastyBrett January 27, 2004

Continental Rule

Simply stated, "it's not cheating if one partner is on another continent". Thus, the vacationing partner and the one left on the home continent can both proceed with relationships as if single. However, all relationships formed in this time must be terminated upon both partners being on the same continent once again.

Important to note is that no relationship formed during the Continental Rule can supersede the meaningfulness of the original relationship. This means the Continental Rule is primarily for vacation hook-ups and avoiding lonely nights.

The Continental Rule can also be avoided if both partners expressly consent to such terms before being separated.

"I'm going away to France next summer, but I don't want to cheat on Jenny."
"Don't worry, the Continental Rule applies; nothing you do there is cheating."

by hockeyguy071 December 9, 2008

circumcised cunt continent

Africa. where the vast majority of female circumcision occurs.

Africa is the circumcised cunt continent.

by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018