conservative

Qualities of a conservative:

Watches Fox News religiously
Listens to talk radio
Watches football
Owns a gun - I mean a whole bunch of them
Loves professional wrestling
Loves dynamite
Loves teen idols
Thinks everyone needs a boot up their ass
Goes to church
Generally a very nice guy/gals
Compassionate
Hard working
Disciplined
Determined
Mature
Treats people with respect
Loves America

Qualities of a liberal:

Dumb
pot smoking
immature - acts like they are in middle school still
Bitches a lot
Afraid of everything
Friends with animals
Afraid of the noise of a shutgun
Hates computers unless it is a Mac
Plays guitar
Hypochondriac
Needs a psychologist

Conservatives ftw

by kyster23 April 25, 2011

conservative

Someone who believes in limited government and traditional values they also take a hard stance on the 1st and 2nd amendment and believe they shouldn't be infringed on no matter the certain factors that some liberals believe usurp those ex. hate speech, and assault this means that conservatives think all speech is protected doesn't matter if its "hate speech".

I heard that Steven Crowder and Milo are conservatives they believe in the 2nd amendment and a tight border that vets anyone coming in.

by boii_69 December 30, 2017

conservative

someone who calls liberals snowflakes but then has a temper tantrum at the sight of a gay couple in public

Lmao that conservative just ran out of arguments as usual

by remysbigfatbussy August 11, 2020

conservative

A conservative is someone who adheres to principles of personal responsibility, moral values, and limited government, agreeing with George Washington's Farewell Address that "religion and morality are indispensable supports" to political prosperity.12
Former President Ronald Reagan said, "The basis of conservatism is a desire for less government interference or less centralized authority or more individual freedom."3

A conservative view as in politics, or being a true patriot of the Great Country of America. Your values and world view,

by progressivecrusher September 30, 2011

conservative

Someone who believes in the principles of limited government, sound classical economic policy, and/or federalism. See founding fathers. Except Jefferson. Screw Jefferson. DO NOT SEE Neoconservative, i.e. who believes in the principles of a socially active federal government that avoids any discussion of economic theory.

I may be a conservative, but don't hold it against me, its only because I have read an economic textbook before.

Jefferson sucks.

Liberal: Don't elect him, he's a social facist!
Conservative: That may be true, but what does that have to do with me being a politician?

by REAGAN LIVES October 27, 2008

conservative

one of face of a trick nickel

"isn't it frustrating when liberals go too far and conservatives are just clueless?"

by DisneylanDachau April 09, 2007

conservative anarchist

One who has literal conservative values and objectives, but is intelligent enough to self govern through anarchism.

Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.

Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.

The conservative anarchists didn't waste resources, nor did they require a governmental entity to have a successful society. Less waste and more money and resources saved by all the conservative anarchists, was spent to fund education and science instead of a millionaire politicians yacht collection.

by xlioilx July 13, 2012