conrad

the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded

dude can i have another handful of goldfish?

Dude you already had five handfuls! dont conrad me!

by theEaSTer BuNny October 14, 2010

conrade

(n)
the wrong way of spelling conrade this is often mispelt by people.

a term often used by communist wannabes spelled in an archaic language

Though Felix , the wannabe air cadet, would pass as a communist in speech. He'd fail in typing when referring to Mao as "conrade" because he clearly cant spell.

by ak March 8, 2005

conrad

A short fat man that is usually below normal IQ. Conrads usually have no friends and like to mingle with normal people. Most Conrads accidently show off their buttcrack without knowing it

"Oye Conrad, Getta ova here!"
"Oye Conrad, You are a queerbait!"

by trevor dewitt January 14, 2008

Conrad

A guy who you think you like and eventually fall in love with, thinking he must like you back, and you are so blinded by love (or obsession) you don't see the obvious truth staring you in the face: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU. Your heart is broken beyond repair and you see him for what he really is: A dumbass boy who never paid any attention to you anyway. So you try to be happier and you realize who you are meant to be with-a Daniel; every girl needs a Daniel. He likes you back and always has. He's been there for you when you were sad or angry, and now you feel better, like the hole in your heart has been fixed again.

Girl 1: OMG! that guy is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Don't be decieved, he's a Conrad.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hate Conrads.
Girl 2: Same here sister. Been there, done that.

by jadestar114 May 26, 2010

Conrad

Someone who joins stupid high school gangs and wears lame clothes in the hope of gaining popularity.
Ironically, it is these things which cause them to lack popularity.

God, he's such a conrad.

That guy should really give up. So conrad.

by uih8 December 16, 2008

Conrad

gay

guy #1: bro ru gay
conrad: yea lol

by urmomgaycelina September 5, 2021

Dirty Conrad

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"

"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"

by Bruceleeroy September 20, 2007