confusion

Two blind lesbians in a fish market

hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!

by rmckenzie53 November 22, 2010

Centrifugal Confusion

That awkward thing where you and another person are face to face in a hallway and can't get around each other.

Pardon me ma'am It seems we a had a bit of a centrifugal confusion.

by SCVNGR August 24, 2015

am confusion

A substitute for the word "im confused"
A word you use when you are using a goofy tone and don't want to say "im confused"

Jack: The Mashpotatos have no bones??
Noah: Am confusion
Jack: *repeats sentence*

by jackmandeez00999 June 19, 2021

[visible confusion]

(1)An emotion/reaction to something you can't fully understand or contemplate. (2)You are very confused, and your face indicates your state of confusion to all nearby people. Most catalysts for the visible confusion are a friend, a pet, or a girl who you can't tell is flirting with you or not. The origin of visible confusion is Obi-Won Kenobi in Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones.

Friend 1: Dude! I think that girl was just flirting with me! That slap was definitely out of love...
Friend 2: visible confusion

by Daddy Pedro December 3, 2021

Confusimonism

A body of beliefs and related practices created by the prophet Simon in 2012. Characterized as a religion, Confusimonism teaches that it is permissible and desirable to have multiple partners that fill the varying needs of each individual. Typical relationships may include but are not limited to; baby momma/daddy, girlfriend/boyfriend, sex idiot, roommate, chef/housekeeper, personal assistant. While members may choose to marry, monotony (otherwise known as monogamy) over an extended period of time is a frowned upon practice.

In practicing Confusimonism I’ve found true fulfillment and enlightenment.

by Tongue Punch January 9, 2013

Confessions On A Dance Floor

Madonna's 10th studio album, came out in November 15th 2005 with Hung Up (time goes by, so slowly) as leading single.

Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.

Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.

CONFESSIONS ON A DANCE FLOOR IS THE FUCKING SHIT

by twerkingowl August 17, 2014

confessional gangster

A person who expresses potentially controversial opinions in some sort of comfort space (confessional, Twitter, text message) in which they do not have to face the reaction directly.

Jay always is talking smack on twitter, but avoids me in real life. What a confessional gangster.

by thatonestraightupgangsta July 23, 2019