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Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.
Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009
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unsure-cognition

Noun. Being completely unsure of everything for no apparent reason and not knowing how to verbalize it.
After a night of hard drinking, Ted has unsure-cognition
by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005
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comparition

A comparison between two different ( objects, people, or places) that has a completely obvious winner making said comparison unnecessary to begin with.
You're 25 years old I'm 60 what's with the comparition here.
by eTee004 December 24, 2013
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commotion sickness

The sense of nausea, headache, panic and/or exhaustion one feels when there are too many people doing things around you while you are trying to relax.

This sensation can also be felt by the person busy in motion doing too many things at once.
Joe: Lisa, will you sit down and relax. Do you have to wrap the parcels, do laundry and cook dinner right now?

Lisa: I have to get ready for my family Christmas party.

Joe: You are giving me a case of commotion sickness

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Eric: I can't even go to the shopping malls on Black Friday. It gives me commotion sickness.

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Mary: I just have to get my groceries, pick up my dry cleaning, stop by the florist, meet Jane for coffee and then head across town to meet my Mother. I am starting to get commotion sickness.
by Rex Roddy January 8, 2012
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Companionate Breakup

the collaborative, amicable and (ironically) emotionally connecting ending of a relationship done when emotionally mature, emotionally healthy people respectfully acknowledge their differing wants and needs and agree together within a context of mutual respect to end the aspects of their relationship which do not serve them, sometimes enabling them to part as friends with love in their hearts.
Mature people in love who find that they just aren't right for each other don't have to find some bullshit reasons to hate each other to justify ending the relationship, they can recognize what isn't working and communicate, to have a companionate breakup.
by Creative Suggestions May 20, 2015
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Companion

Downsized or miniature versions of local phone directories that were portable enough to be carried around in your car. They were popular during the late 1990s and 2000s in the era when cell phones were becoming ever more commonplace and affordable (but before I-phones were popular) and many still relied on the white pages or yellow pages for information.
If you had a cell phone, the problem of carrying around a bulky phone book in your car was solved when miniature versions - known as companions - were made available and could easily be placed on the seat whenever a phone number needed to be looked up while on the road.
by Epitoooooozy February 18, 2022
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Coalition Bang

When a group of individuals form a team to beat up or bang someone.
The nerds formed a coalition bang to beat up the bully.
by CharlieWhiskeyOscar October 21, 2022
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