Girl why my man just just walked off mid argument and slammed the door he must wanna have bad bitch competitions.
by Bad bitch competitions June 21, 2023
When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities
by Ptechs number one hater June 14, 2024
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024
Person 1 : Yo bro I'm better at skating than you!
Person 2 : Yeah bet
Person 3: omg he's like so over-the-top competitive!
Person 2 : Yeah bet
Person 3: omg he's like so over-the-top competitive!
by Humankiller16 February 02, 2022
Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.
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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream
Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
by Jack Spank9049 July 01, 2023
A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.
"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."
by BandageMan September 08, 2022
An event where virgin vapers congregate to blow huge clouds and discuss their virginity with like-minded people.
I went to a Cloud Competition this weekend. I took 3rd Place in the Trick category, but everyone who attended got 1st Place in the Never Getting Laid category.
by Tactical Jackass May 09, 2018