commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

commisermate

Two or more people that get together to express or feel sympathy or pity for others; mass sympathizers.

"the commisermates got together to express their sorrow over Rose's unfortunate circumstances"

by Derek Ness September 1, 2019

Commission

The act to order a customized object for fap activity

UserIdofor$$$ :\> Commission for Degenerate665664543
(Post the pic here)

by Caeljin September 28, 2019

Commishioner

Not mistaken for commissioner, a “Commishioner” is someone who is very proficient in running a fantasy football league. The exact opposite of one NFL commissioner “Roger Goodell”

Damn! My fantasy commissioner sucks! I wish we had someone better like a “commishioner”

by Redbarnracer December 23, 2020

Commas

Corn rows / braids

Commas, commas in my head, man

by Kbyrnsie July 27, 2021

Commiserbitch

When friends or colleagues get together to basically complain about their day.

So met with Jessi to commiserbitch at happy hour.

by JenZenQ September 1, 2021