Comba

A coma given to you by using a comb.

"Man, I heard Jerry got hit hard last night."
"Yeah, he is in a comba."

by Dick "Rock Hard" Johnson April 2, 2017

jip coma

to be rendered unconscious via the administration of a large volume of semen

Who put fiona kennedy in a jip coma?

everyone at the microlab gangbang did

by jipcoma1 October 14, 2012

Stress Coma

When you are so stressed that you can’t do work but you also can’t relax enough to take a break. You are stuck in procrastination purgatory between work and break for hours, days, maybe even weeks.

I have so much work to do ... I've been in such a stress coma all day.

by madeye99 July 9, 2020

Turkey Induced Coma

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas

"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."

by TooSick4U November 26, 2009

Video-Chat Coma

It's when you haven't video chatted for A LONG TIME, because you either:
a. Broke your web camera, so you can't video chat anymore.
b. You have no one to video chat with.
c. YOU DON'T HAVE A CAMERA TO BEGIN WITH!

friend: dude, i have been in video-chat coma for like a month!
you: what, why?
friend: because i have no one to video-chat with!

by anonymous1098765432 November 30, 2009

Conversational coma

Is a uncomfortable period of time of silence, in which two people who are usually in the beginning stages of a potential relationship, discover the horror of complete and utter silence. Usually this period of time is so long, that any hope of a sexual encounter is quickly extinguished.

My date was so hot! but my conversational coma kicked in thus i ended the night like i usually do, crying and masturbating.

by MohammedMudSlaP June 25, 2009

Comfat

The act of gaining additional weight when one enters into a long term relationship.

“Comfortably fat”

“Have you seen Ashley lately? Since she started Dating Derek, she’s gotten pretty Comfat."

by aceventura0907 November 14, 2010