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Colin Powelled

to have your credibility destroyed by participating in the plans of idiots
I should have known better than to go along with Mick and Keith's plan to go on an Antarctic tour ... now that it has turned into a disaster, it's clear I've been colin powelled.
by Figleaf23 September 5, 2007
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Colin

The ruler on the USA and the smartest person alive. He also defeated Donald Trump.
Dang it Colin, he is the one that defeated Donald Trump.
by Thanos231 December 29, 2018
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Colonel Sanders

A chicken's worst enemy.
by TheBurninator November 28, 2003
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Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!
by X4ndur August 10, 2006
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Colin Cowherd

Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.
Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!
by C. Griffin November 9, 2007
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Coling Morgana

A fan name used for actor Colin Morgan by Kayla and Elise.
A typo to some but it is infact Colin Morgan's real name.
OH MY GOD COLING MORGANA WE LOVE WHEN YOU WEAR BLUE
by blueshirtsarecool July 27, 2010
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Colin Firth

Smoldering, intellectual, politically active, incredibly beautiful British actor who defined the character of Mr. Darcy for a generation of admiring females. (I think that "smoldering" is an adjective used far too infrequently since the advent of gas barbecues. We have Colin to thank for bringing it back into vogue.)

Subtly sexy, Colin specializes in portraying characters whose outer reserve obscures the passionate nature bubbling under the surface. He appeals to women of all ages, whose male partners have been known to characterize him as "mental foreplay!"
"I met Colin Firth! At the Toronto Film Festival!"

"Was he as gorgeous in person as on film?"

"No! He was gorgeouser!"

"Gorgeouser is not a word."

"Oh."
by Michele714 June 24, 2006
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