Color Queerdinated 

The act of two or more men dressing alike by wearing the same colors and/or patterns at the same time and in the same location, usually unintentionally. This gives the two or more men the appearance of being homosexual.

Person 1: "Hey, look at those two homos in the coffee shop - they're wearing identical shirts!"

Person 2: "Yeah, looks like they're color queerdinated today!"

Color Queerdinated by fromred2green July 22, 2009

color me fucked 

A sexual act where a man or woman collects semen/ejaculate in their hand and proceeds to splatter said ejaculate on their partner in similar fashion to color festival activities

Woman: Baby i want you to pull out and color me fucked

color me fucked by Cell_Dweller November 22, 2017

Color Guard 

People call us 'Marching band Cheerleaders'. Then we use our oversized pole weapons to beat them to death and after you finish in a Flourish into a Giant.

Person 1- It's the Marching Band Cheerleaders

Person 2- Oh yea
Me- *hitting person with flag rhythmically to satisfaction* I'm in Color Guard

Color Guard by Precious Warrior March 12, 2018

color guard 

They don't sound good without the band.
But, the band doesn't look good without them.

I love half time shows, the color guard and the band really do good together.

color guard by ;slfkja;sdlk January 16, 2011

color theory 

A class that makes you want to gouge your eyes out with the exact-o knife you are using to cut the pieces of smelly-ass color aid paper to glue it together for Szatmary's crappy project idea.

Color theory is the worst class at SCAD.

color theory by Poopy-Scoopa February 1, 2009

color hag 

Color Hag: Secretly malevolent member of online color communities with followers who are blind to their true intent. Befriends unsuspecting persons with influence to gain power. Feels threatened and is jealous of the success of others. Destroys relationships and creates a hostile environment. Enjoys making others appear foolish in group settings, while appearing to be "just trying to help.

"The comment made in the online group by the color hag was mean spirited, although she feigned innocence."

color hag by LUVCOLOR October 20, 2013

color tard 

mean thing to call members of the color gaurd

look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard

color tard by Lizzy O. August 26, 2007