Coleford

Bunch of crack heads in the top of the village but down the bottom it’s just a place full of six toes fuckers

Err coleford yeah buncha insest

by VILLAGE NEWS March 22, 2019

Cole's Law

No matter how obvious a joke or parody is, at least one person will eventually take it seriously.

Cole's Law is the extreme of Poe's Law, where a parody without clear intent is indistinguishable from actual extremism.

The name is a pun on "coleslaw", making the term itself a meta-example.

"It's not my fault that I took it seriously. Haven't you heard of Poe's Law?"
"Oh yeah, well have you ever heard of Cole's Law?"
"Yes, it's delicious."

by anonymous March 29, 2023

Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS)

Even though you have an attractive wife, you often have sexual intercourse with less attractive women.

I can't believe Arnie slept with his maid, he has bad Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS).

by Jay Clarke08 November 10, 2014

Colette

Someone who is not like anyone else you’ve met. She has your wrapped around her finger in seconds. She is an incredibly strong girl who’s been through a lot but she doesn’t let her past phase her. She’s a badass like that. She is so hot and has the most impeccable style. She owns who she is and she’s not afraid of what people might think. She is an amazing person who cares for others but knows excalty how to take care of herself and live life the good way. Everyone should look up to Colette and love her for who she is because she is Extraordinary.

Human: That girl is so cool, I want to be like that.

Human 2: Yep, that’s colette, no one could ever be like that, she is amazing.

by _mother_chucker March 6, 2019

Cole Train

A large, muscular man of African American origins. A former thrashball player for the Cougars, he is now part of the Alpha Squadron of C.O.G. Has a tendancy to yell phrases like:" Whoo, yeah, bring it on sucka thats my kind of shit."

Vavey: Don't make me go all Cole Train on yo black ass

Albright: Whoo, YEAH!! Bring it on sucka, thats my kinda of shit!

Dave: Shuu..

Xander: PWNAGE LED ZEPPELIN IS MY HERO AND SO IS SEX

by vavster's ole faithful March 17, 2007

Tayvion Cole

The nigga that died in the fatal Roblox Highschool shootout of 2021

Yea I killed an oop for Tayvion Cole

by SmackinPORK August 13, 2021

Wrong Hole Cole

Guy who pulls his dick out and and puts it in the wrong hole

He was totally doing her when he pulled a Wrong Hole Cole!!!

by Get up get up get up get up! November 15, 2009