Celener

A drunk Celena

She's drank a lot so now she is in Celener mode

by DLMoody April 4, 2011

Colonel Cram

The act in which a male or female makes a fist and shoves it
up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them

Sam gave me a colonel cram last night, and man I screamed "COLONEL" so loud it was amazing

by Preston dude December 7, 2006

Colne

A very small town in East lancashire. Complete shit hole full of dole dossers and drug addicts so its a smaller more boring version of burnley. Locals have a habit of wearing rose tinted spectacles. They think that just because they finally have an argos and a next that colne is now a diserable place to live. Its not, I lived there for 6 months and was desperate to leave after one week. They built some new flats near the beck. Nice, now you can have a brilliant view of people shooting up from your bedroom window. It always smells of gas around there and the streets are full of dog shit.

Only move to colne if you want to live your life on benefits

by ihateithereinlancashire March 31, 2010

Colonel Angus

1) Say it really fast
2) now if you know how to say it... it is cunnilingus
3) definition Oral stimulation to the clitoris or any other vaginal area.

"Colonel Angus you make good me feel so good." skit from Saturday Night Live

Charmie says you know what that means right Sam? I'm like uhmmm...Colonels Fried Chicken?
Charmie says you know what fellatio is right Sam? I'm like uhmm...Filet-o-fish?
Charmie laffs. I say to her..I do know what a fluffer is..I just learned it last week from Urbandictionary.com and I wouldn't mind doing that.

by Sammy Vellani March 30, 2003

coyleness

The act of being a Coyle or Coyle like

That Grizzly bear's coyleness really shows!

by ManofWar August 25, 2006

coleenification

coleenification to be coleened; the process a woman of sub-par attractivness undergoes when her finacial situation shifts favourably resulting in her increasing in attractiveness. Taken from the name of wayne rooney's wife coleen rooney.

mate she is bare fit

nah blud she is well coleened, rough as under that

coleenification

by cuntfeatures March 8, 2009

Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.

Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!

by Flealan December 26, 2009