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Coldplay

A fairly good band filled with a pretentious lead singer who named his daughter after a fruit.
"You know how I know you're gay... because you like Coldplay." - that guy from that movie about that other guy who didn't get any until he was 40.
by bad mutha stfu May 26, 2006
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Coldplay

Chilling the body temperature to impersonate a corpse for the purpose of lovemaking.
"I had the hooker sit on a bucket of ice, because I wanted her lady parts to be chilled, I'm into coldplay"
by Deadhophkr January 20, 2010
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Coldplay

Probably the greatest band in the world. Their music provides an escape from the crap "music" that we unfortunately have nowadays.
They are from the UK and they have made 4 studio albums so far, and they're releasing the 5th one this fall.

Their songs make you FEEL something. Their songs aren't about partying, hooking up, drugs, money, alcohol or any of the trash modern "artists" create nowadays. Their songs can be about anything, but they conceal their meanings behind the lyrics. It's your job to figure out what the meanings of the songs are.
The lead singer, Chris Martin, has a very soothing voice and he sounds just as amazing live as he does in the studio. That's REAL talent for you. Each band member is important and everyone contributes.

Give them a listen and you'll understand what I mean. They've been my favorite band for pretty much my entire life.
Me: I dive in at the deep end, you become my best friend. I wanna love you but I don't know if I can...

Guy: Wow, that sounds pretty good. Who is that?

Me: This is X&Y by Coldplay. You should give them a listen.
by Cubealo July 22, 2011
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coldplay

(kōld-plā)

origin: making a play, an attempt to 'pick up' a mate in a social atmosphere. cold, not warmed up, not ready to perform. coldplay, a play for an unsuspecting victim

v. coldplayed, coldplaying, coldplays

1. The act of a group of male homosexuals gang-raping a heterosexual victim of the same sex then drawing straws for felching rights
Did you hear what happened to Bob in the Dairy Queen washroom? He was the victim of a coldplay.
by coldplaynickelback January 19, 2011
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Coldplagerism

The act of stealing a song from a guitar god, and not giving him any credit for it. Usually ends in a lawsuit after the plagerist ignores months of repeated attempts by the original songwriter to resolve the issue out of court. Coldplagerism is usually commited by over-rated douchebag musicians who are not talented enough to write a decent song on their own. Typically the stolen song will be renamed after a Spanish painting, the guitar chords are usually replaced with a crappy synthesized version, and the guitar melody is replaced with whiny vocals sung by a talentless hack.

Whether of not the courts decide to crack down on the growing problem of coldplagerism remains to be seen.
Chris Martin : "Writing music is too hard, I'll steal a song from Joe Satriani and do a cheap knock-off of it. Nobody will catch my attempt at coldplagerism"
by GuitarBob December 19, 2008
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coldplay

when your girlfriend has been chewing on ice or enjoying a cold beverage than gifts with sexual pleasures of the mouth
" I got so much dome last night bro after i took her to marble slab" -True bro

"oh yeah did you get coldplay bro"- Truest bro
by cboyswagger May 27, 2011
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Coldplay

Quite possibly the most epic,ethereal and amazing bands ever.

Famous for hits like "Yellow" "Fix You" "Paradise" and "Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" (not to forget "Viva La Vida" and "Clocks");songs everyone is familiar with...
Guy 1: So whats your favourite band?
Girl: Coldplay
Guy: Marry Me.
by TheOnlyBlueButterfly January 7, 2012
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