Coitus

A sexual act between male and female in which the penis is inserted into the vagina, or as Stewie Griffin would say:

"Inert your pen-is ('pen' as in for writing, fallowed by 'is') into her vag-in-a (like 'Badge' with a 'V' fallowed by the two words 'in' and 'a')"

Quagmire was playing a sex game with an asian woman in his country house, and he was dressed as a geisha, then he took of his robe and positioned himself over her, and saw the griffin family had walked into the room. He then said:

"Oh.....is this the weekend you guys were coming up?.......Well here I am, cream on my face, hair a mess, and in mid-coitus, I must look a sight!"

by does it matter.....? February 4, 2009

coit

Australian slang for assehole

get off your fat coit and get me a beer. I can't I'm too pissed.

by Alfonso of Fyshwick October 9, 2005

coitus

1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

coitus

The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed.

"Hmmm"
"Ohhh!"
"Ooooh!"
"COITUS!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"

by Jake Throckmorton September 20, 2005

coinhoy

A skinny caucasian man, who in an attempt to be funny ends up making an ass of himself.

Pretending to be his boss on iChat, Travis made a Coinhoy of himself.

by Mr. Eman May 9, 2008

coitable

A friendly despcription of someone being seen as an acceptable potential partner for coitus.
See also shagalicious, fuckable

Our new colleague is quite a coitable one indeed.

by Dr. Ed Handsome May 20, 2014

CostHo

(noun): Word used to describe female employees of Costco that are flirtatious and physically attractive. CostHos usually wear tight jeans and work at the check-out stand. It is estimated that 62% of CostHos have sandy blonde hair and are aged between 30-44 years old. A select few CostHos had previous occupations as strippers.

I need to go shopping at Costco.

Wait, don't go before 2:00 PM because the CostHos aren't working until the afternoon.

Hey, let's go to Costco and eat free samples and look at CostHos.

by tgrbld April 4, 2015