family tree climber

One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.

Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."

Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."

by el chunkster January 2, 2017

Clumbersome

A mix of clumsy and cumbersome. Some know it all at work made it up, thinking he was smart when he said...

I could barely pick up that box. I feel so clumbersome.

by Hot Kitty August 25, 2007

Cumberella

Something used to shield a girl/guy from getting a load of seaman landing on their face/body!

"Wtf bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a cumberella!"

by RobDJ July 23, 2009

Tree Climber

A short guy (5'4-5'9) who dates a taller woman

I don't mind a taller woman, I'm a tree climber

by SAJ91 May 2, 2016

social climber

a person who tries to seek social acceptance either through:

1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) "forced" companionship

while Lee and his two friends were walking in the mall..

Lee's friends: hey man let's go to the movies..
Lee: yeah man! good idea!

(Lee's mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)

Lee: Hello..

Social Climber: Hey where are you?
Lee: at the mall with my close friends..
Social Climber: Cool.. ill go there ok?
Lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
Social Climber: i'm on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
Lee: uh....
Social Climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..

lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before "social climber" arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.

by funkflick December 5, 2007

Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

mexican fence climbers

a boot often worn by mexicans with the pointed toe and large heel.

dog the bounty hunter wears mexican fence climbers to look taller..

by chance greenroyd January 18, 2007