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Gonna-clitty-clatty

Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.
"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"

*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!

"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"
by paigey_crazy October 28, 2017
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clitty litter

The detritus scattered throughout a load of laundry after someone neglects to remove a menstrual or incontinence pad from her underwear, and it becomes shredded by the washing machine.
Damn! Now I have to pick all that clitty litter off of my jeans and sweater!
by damitchman February 19, 2020
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Clitty litter

There is charge from a female that is left over in the crotch part of a female's dirty underwear
Oh gross ,you should see the nasty underwear I found in the laundry room. There was so much clitty litter left over in those underwear I didn't want to touch them!!!!
by Breanna ,Vesey-Davis May 31, 2020
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Clitty Claire

A large sized woman, who likes to get her vagina dirty by catching the aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal region. Not only does the large sized woman have a dirty vagina but she likes to get her ugly bulldog face in other peoples business that has no concern of Clitty Claire
Blokes pull up in the carpark to be greeted by a blue waffle, bull dog look alike whore with her PVC mini skirt round her ankles. Want some of my blue waffle boys? You'll never see one like it, family bred, my daughter and son help With the blue waffle breeding. I'll get my daughter here to show you her blue waffle because she loves to expose her child like body parts to complete strangers! Oh yes, this is why we love Clitty Claire.
by Plantasia August 7, 2012
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Clitty litter

Beach sand in your cooch
The only thing she didn't miss when she moved back to Australia was all the clitty litter in her bikini bottoms from rolling around at the beach
by MeatLoafChel January 22, 2024
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clitty

a term describing a white "mans" "penis" thats so short it's legally considered a clitoris.
cobson: hey tyrone wanna see my big white cock?
tyrone: naw man das yo clitty
by blackedsissy January 28, 2024
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Clitty

A whiteboi's tiny, useless, "penis", that is too small and inadequate for sexual penetration, and therefore more closely resembles a woman's clit, than it does a real man's penis. Usually completely impotent, it no longer serves any sexual function whatsoever. A larger percentage of whitebois possess a clitty, with every generation, because of naturally decreasing testosterone levels in all whitebois.
My girlfriend dumped me, because my tiny, little, clitty never gets hard enough for sex.
by Princess Crystal Lynn September 29, 2023
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