Cider Fever

A medical condition originating from the Cotswolds, England. The sufferer’s face and hands go blotchy, speech slurs and balance deteriorates after drinking excessive amounts of scrumpy.

Unlike Fuzzy Cuffs which has no known cure, Cider Fever is typically treated with a very large Indian meal and plenty of rest.

Chris: “Did you see Paul in the pub last night?”

Sam: “Yes, he went very pink, started ranting and fell over. Poor guy got a bad case of Cider Fever.”

by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021

DEE-cline

To delay and ultimately avoid paying an invoice by repeatedly acquiring additional credit from the issuer.

My company totally got DEE-clined on some invoices. It really seemed like he would pay so we extended him some more credit, but then he totally ditched.

by businessfacts October 17, 2010

ass-cident

When a woman's butt is so large, she knocks objects over when she turns around.

Anastasia broke a glass, two plates, and a kitchen drawer with just her booty. She had an ass-cident.

by TrappedInDumbasslandia January 13, 2017

Jizz-cident

When an impromptu situation causes extreme excitement for a dude and he uncontrollably jizzes everywhere

The bank is closed today because someone had a jizz-cident in the ATM vestibule

by Kaatkit October 25, 2017

oof clife

the thing u say to someone if u want them to commit ctrl alt delete

it is short for fall off cliff

oof clife=dangerous
oof clife is dangerous bcuz u ugly
u so fat so u should oof clife

by FATTEST PIG November 25, 2019

Packet Client

shitty Minecraft Windows 10 Client

verb: You turn gay if you use packet client

Noun: shit mc client

Man 1: bro, do you use packet client?

boy 1: yes! its the best client in the world!

Man 1: kill yourself autist

by PacketClient April 8, 2022

Ape Client

Insane client well known for making Madthe Industries cope

Person 1: How tf did you beat me
Person 2: Get Ape Client today :sunglasses:

by iiCherry April 21, 2022