caucasian grading scale

Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.

A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.

Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!

Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!

by Leesuhh November 2, 2009

Overly Caucasian

Having no rhythm; being unable to dance.

I saw a hottie in the club last night, too bad he was overly caucasian. He couldn't dance if his life depended on it.

by jnjmami September 9, 2009

caucasian asian

one who is 1/2 Asian and 1/2 white

Yo, I hear Brad Nakanishi hooked up with Katie Card cause she likes Caucasian Asians

by J. Danger February 27, 2007

caucasian

This is so wrong to call white ppl caucasians. Real caucasians are Georgians, Armenians and Azerbajans who are mostly dark skinned, with black eyes and hair...

He is a guy with black eyes and hair, you know - caucasian type

by emma ks February 16, 2008

chaucer

Often the one name used in referring to Geoffrey Chaucer. He wrote many famous poems and stories, and was well known to be one of the first men to write officially in the common language, as we now know as Middle English. This was basically unheard of in his day, since any professional and elite writers would only use Greek or even Latin. He refused to use these languages, although he knew them well enough, and opted to write in a language much closer to our modern English than that of Old English.
Famous for: The Canterbury Tales, Troilus and Criseyde, The House of Fame, and A Treatise on the Astrolabe.
Read The Miller's Tale (in the Canterbury Tales).. it's hilarious.

From The Miller's Tale (section from Chaucer's 'The Canterbury Tales': Clerk "Spek, sweete byrd, I noot nat where thou art."
This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent"

by Shalyn October 23, 2007

cauca

slang; a person of caucasian descent

"y'all some crazy ass caucas"

by your neighborhood pimps October 18, 2006

caucasionally

A primarily white action(ex: golf or watching dog shows)done occasionally by ethnic people.

Jose and Darnell caucasionally watch figure skating, but only for the outfits.

by Leia Nelson June 14, 2005