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carol christ

overlord witch of the uc berkeley campus who lives at the top of the campanile and sets california on fire for her own amusement
evan: did you see what carol christ did to northern california again
chad: as long as it doesn't get between me and your asshole
by oskithegoldenbear February 19, 2019
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Cheesus Christ

Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.
Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.

Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
by Dropleto December 10, 2019
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Satan Christ

A fun combination of Satan and Jesus Christ, worshipped as the sole all-powerful homocidal sociopathic meta-being who is both evil and good, who enjoys both our joy and our suffering and who wishes both life and death upon us. Amen.
I believe in the lord Satan Christ, bringer of joy and woe. Hallelujah! Can I hear an amen?!
by gregjockca October 14, 2010
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christal

A very nice💖and shy person.Who likes to talk alot to her friends👭👫or family👩 👧 👦.But if you do something bad to her she would'nt really like talking to you.And she would get really mad.😠
And answer you in a bad way.
Christal one day talked to her friend .But her friend answered her in a very bad way.So then she talked back to her in a bad way to.
by Roselly October 15, 2017
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jesus christ monkey balls

term used by officer harris of south park
jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!
by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007
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Jesus Motherfucking Christ

Guy 1: Hey bro do you pray to our lord and savior Jesus Motherfucking Christ .
Guy 2: Yea man he's pretty motherfucking dope.
by Casul May 23, 2016
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Christ Chex

its a miracle in a bowl
start you day off the holy way with christ chex, its a miracle in a bowl
by Gina September 16, 2003
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