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Cotton Condom

When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.
Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.
by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014
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Cotton Popper

A female who popped her cherry while inserting a tampon
Sarah: Did you hear Jessica is a Cotton Popper?
Courtney: Omg yeah I heard.. ugh what a nasty little whore.
Sarah: We should go write shit about her in the girl's bathroom during 4th!
Courtney: Yeah lets do it! That slutty bitch deserves it!
by LiveLaughFuck April 2, 2015
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Cotton Slug

A wet pussy that's still confined in panties.
My pussy is being a cotton slug! I've had to change my panties 4 times today!
by Jshep June 26, 2015
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Cotton smuggler

A women whose panties ride up into her whohaa and dissapears.
Damn Girl you are hot...your panties are up in there...you are a cotton smuggler.
by Conway1014 December 27, 2015
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cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch
Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard
by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016
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Choctopper

Often, but not always of the baby boomer generation, a choctopper is anyone who has destroyed the opportunities for the younger generations of the world through their contribution to climate change, environmental degradation a decreasing opportunity to enter the real estate market, over casualalition of the workforce, right wing political views, racism, sexism, homophobia etc and for some unknown reason is eligible and entitled for a free choc top at the Edge Cinema, Katoomba every Monday morning.
Choctoppers are known to attend fancy art auctions and bid on expensive peices of art that they don't understand, then invite their neighbour to come and see it. (*Their neighbour works four jobs at minimum wage to pay off their uni debt and feed their children whilst living in unstable housing and surviving on mi goreng noodles, but nods and smiles when they see the art, because choctoppers are renowned for being easily offended and may call the local council and complain about their bins or dogs or general existence if they don't abide)
"That fucking choctopper only uses their holiday house one weekend a year while struggling families can't find a rental property"
"Fucking choctoppers, You don't need one item per bag! "
"God dammit, you choctopper, why are you watering your grass?
"Oi! It's OK, all sorted, I've borrowed my mum's ladder, fucking choctoppers, of course they own ladders. For their houses. That they own outright. Unlike us. Ever.... bloody choctoppers.
by Photomofobm April 5, 2018
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cotton knapsack

When an old man sends you a text picture of his frozen penis with his tighty whities around his ankles.
That sick fucker sent me a picture of his cotton knapsack, again
by crammystad September 25, 2018
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