Choir

Often known to scream and think they are good singing when really all you can hear is mumbling. They think they are better and cooler when really everyone knows band is cooler. Sopranos sound like they had reverse puberty. And Basses sound like cars driving.

Got why wont these stupid Choir kids shut up.

by Such N' Such. February 7, 2023

Show Choir

A group for closeted men and girls who can’t sing; joined so that they can say they’re in a “sport” even though none of them can run a 50 meter.

Student 1: I fucking hate that kid.
Student: yeah he’s in Show Choir to make it worse
Student 1: what a fag

by Yeagerboii May 20, 2024

Kid in choir

Doesn’t really know to much of music and is only there to skip school

Dude: oh so your a choir kid?

Girl: no just a kid in choir

by anonymous March 31, 2022

Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch

by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Hoe Choir

When a bunch of hoes gather in an organized manner to sing. It's a more cooperative way for them to attract a person after their session.

"Dude, this bar down the street had a huge Hoe Choir playing on stage!"

by TreeTrunks00 March 7, 2025

Fart choir

A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.

It smells like shit, must be a fart choir

by Jim Steiner December 12, 2019

Choir sectionalism

When a choir kid has an allegiance to their section and will literally cry for hours if they are moved.

Director: Hey Charlotte
Charlotte: wat
Director: i’m gonna need to move you to alto 1
Charlotte: no I’m a soprano 1
Director: I know but I need you to sing alto 1
Charlotte: *cries*
Director: choir sectionalism, no one ever wants to move

by Purpstar615 December 5, 2022