Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch

by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Choir

Often known to scream and think they are good singing when really all you can hear is mumbling. They think they are better and cooler when really everyone knows band is cooler. Sopranos sound like they had reverse puberty. And Basses sound like cars driving.

Got why wont these stupid Choir kids shut up.

by Such N' Such. February 7, 2023

Kid in choir

Doesn’t really know to much of music and is only there to skip school

Dude: oh so your a choir kid?

Girl: no just a kid in choir

by anonymous March 31, 2022

Show Choir

A group for closeted men and girls who can’t sing; joined so that they can say they’re in a “sport” even though none of them can run a 50 meter.

Student 1: I fucking hate that kid.
Student: yeah he’s in Show Choir to make it worse
Student 1: what a fag

by Yeagerboii May 20, 2024

St. Bernard Choir Class

Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.

Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!

by #definitionsofpeople! December 4, 2019

Karaoke Choir

Karaoke Choir (n) - A group of people who come together to sing songs as a group over karaoke backing tracks. The Karaoke Choir sings the songs all the way through following the lyrics, which are displayed either on a screen or on print outs. The group only perform to each other, so are singing for the sake of singing, to connect with each other and enjoy the songs they might not have sung in a while.

We enjoyed singing Happy at the Clapham Karaoke Choir this afternoon; repeating the verse made me really happy!

by mob.fon November 19, 2025

Clapping with the Choir

Farting in church.

Sister Joy needs to stop eating cabbage or join a Pentecostal congregation, she was really clapping with the choir last Sunday.

by Ibn al Khawadja November 2, 2013